A strange job interview…
It all started with a random email I got when I was browsing through my unread emails. “Come along to score yourself an awesome job at the marine life park?” I, uh, kind of lost my recent job. It’s a very long, strange, annoying and out of this world crazy story! Anyways, I applied and I got a response straight away. I was very frightened. “Are they this desperate?” I thought to myself in shock.
The next day…
I wanted to prepare myself, I spent 2 hours looking through my small scale and filthy wardrobe. I never entered my closet because when I first moved into this compact sized apartment I seen a rat scurry out of there. I filled with regret and despair, I surprisingly found a very adult like dress. It was an auburn maroon-ish colour, I actually liked it and I had to deal with it since it was the only dress I owned.
The job interview…
I wanted to prepare myself, I spent 2 hours looking through my small scale and filthy wardrobe. I never entered my closet because when I first moved into this compact sized apartment I seen a rat scurry out of there. I filled with regret and despair, I surprisingly found a very adult like dress. It was an auburn maroon-ish colour, I actually liked it and I had to deal with it since it was the only dress I owned.
The job interview…
Ughh today I felt terrible. I stayed up late worrying about what I was going to say what happened at my last job. My stomach swarmed with butterflies as I was driving. “You’ve got this.” I whispered to myself. As I paced into the entrance all I could smell was fish! It was disgusting I blocked my nose and walked through to the “conference” room. As I walked in…
The job interview that changed my perspective on life…
As I walked in there were octopus’s hanging from the ceiling. I was in shock. “Ahhh Miss Granger ( yes i quoted Harry Potter ) welcome! I- I didn’t say a word, i just awkwardly smiled… “take a seat.” I sat down next minute I knew I WAS SITTING ON JELLYFISH! I screamed as loud as I could until, he stopped me. “Sorry my jellyfish’s escaped.” I calmed myself. He placed the jellyfish in his hand and shoved it back into “fish” tank. “YOU GOT THE JOB!” I started laughing, “nice joke now should we get into the interview?” I said in confusion. “Well you already got the job?” he said quietly I still had no clue what he was on about. “Let’s just say the sharks approved you…” I turned around and there was a hammerhead shark laying down on the ground just beneath my feet… let’s just say I ended up starting the next day.
The job interview that changed my perspective on life…
As I walked in there were octopus’s hanging from the ceiling. I was in shock. “Ahhh Miss Granger ( yes i quoted Harry Potter ) welcome! I- I didn’t say a word, i just awkwardly smiled… “take a seat.” I sat down next minute I knew I WAS SITTING ON JELLYFISH! I screamed as loud as I could until, he stopped me. “Sorry my jellyfish’s escaped.” I calmed myself. He placed the jellyfish in his hand and shoved it back into “fish” tank. “YOU GOT THE JOB!” I started laughing, “nice joke now should we get into the interview?” I said in confusion. “Well you already got the job?” he said quietly I still had no clue what he was on about. “Let’s just say the sharks approved you…” I turned around and there was a hammerhead shark laying down on the ground just beneath my feet… let’s just say I ended up starting the next day.
